Dear Miley Cyrus

You’re famous now, so you’re obviously not allowed to be a teenager and take pictures in your bathing suit.

I know it’s a bummer, but all the old people need something to pretend to be upset about when they are really just checking out your butt. I guess they don’t realize you’re a kid, and you’re going to do things that don’t please the world. Or, maybe they do and this is a great way to sell magazines.

I imagine that is a question for the therapist you will be seeing later on in life.

Good luck!

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